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1. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!😀😀😀😀😀
2. A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad: “You are my son, I’m confident about that, Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!”😀😀😀😀😀
3. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”😀😀😀😀😀
4. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called, ”Husband, the Master of the House”?
”Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”😀😀😀😀😀
5. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife “Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!”
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
6. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still… 😂🤣🤣 share, if this has made you smile… Have a nice day
