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WEEKEND FUN TIME ON CITIZEN NEWS NG

ByCitizen NewsNG

Feb 8, 2020

 

​1. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?​

​Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!​😀😀😀😀😀

​2. A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?​”

​Dad: “You are my son, I’m confident about that, Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!​”😀😀😀😀😀

​3. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman;
​“Which book has helped you most in your life?”​

​The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”​😀😀😀😀😀

​4. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called,​ ​”Husband, the Master of the House”?​ ​

”Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”😀😀😀😀😀

​5. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife “Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”

​Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!​”
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

6. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.​

​Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!​😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

​Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still…​ 😂🤣🤣 share, if this has made you smile… Have a nice day

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